Little did I know when I posted “Just Google ‘Naked’ and Find Miss C” to my Miss Congeniality blog, I was practicing excellent Search Engine Optimization. http://tinyurl.com/24o5kx
That’s a mighty grand description of the word “naked.” But that’s exactly what it was.
It is hilarious that people are looking for my blog using “naked”, and “wardrobe malfunctions,” and “skinny dipping.”
Okay. Hold the suspense. Here’s the link to the blog post these readers were searching for, posted nearly a year ago. http://tinyurl.com/2by7p9
Even today, I found four references to the search terms “naked swimming,” “nudity,” and “swimsuit malfunctions.”
Local social media consultant, Jeff Cobb, and I recently discussed SEO, and of course the discussion led to using naughty words to find our blogs.
Last summer, Jeff blogged about a study that revealed 60 percent of executives surveyed reported actually thinking about sex while watching boring Powerpoint presentations. http://tinyurl.com/27×3kn
And wouldn’tcha know it? “Powerpoint sex” turned out to be his best SEO.
For the record, I found that post quickly by searching on those words.
One of my Twitter friends confessed that she gets tons of hits with the search term “huge boobs.” She likely gets lots of hit-ons too. For the record, I tried searching on that phrase, but couldn’t find her blog. I didn’t try very hard though.
Hmmmm….Search Engine Optimization. It’s an art. Salt your websites and blogs with lots of key words that will lead readers directly to your front door.
Here’s a hint: On your blogs, see if you can work in “naked,” (or “nekkid” if your blog is deep southern fried), “sex”, “skinny dipping in public,” and well, you get the picture.
“This application is superb and user-friendly; it is pure and naked, stripped of unnecessary bells and whistles, yet extraordinarily sexy and its ease of use will save you valuable time so you will be able to leave work early and go skinny dipping.”
The Best SEO ever!
